Uh... some people pay money for that...

This just keeps getting better and better. This is a great story of the "torture" of the poor little muslims that we (the great satan by the way) are unfairly keeping as religious prisoners at the scary Guantanamo bay...

All we see in the news now a days, is story after story after story; about how we are evil and we torture people and we are bad and so on and so on.

Now I want you to read the article for yourself. The link is below and I will post sections from it.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/15/AR2008071502018.html?hpid=topnews

I can’t get over how people (Most of the time Dim - o – crat, and always liberal) see these things as “torture”. Especially since many of these same dim's have probably paid for the same treatment from the "escort services" that seem to be so popular in D.C..

Here is the story…

“GUANTANAMO BAY, Cuba, July 15 -- Salim Ahmed Hamdan, an alleged al-Qaeda driver … testified Tuesday that a female interrogator elicited information from him using sexually suggestive behavior that he called "improper.” ”

Improper... uh lets just see what the evil penis-less infidel did that was "improper".

"Hamdan, a former driver for Osama bin Laden who is accused in a terrorism conspiracy, told a military court that during questioning in 2002, a female interrogator "came close to me, she came very close, with her whole body towards me. I couldn't do anything. I was afraid of the soldiers." "

Still not seeing the problem or for that matter the "torture" here...... But wait I can almost see the "compassion" on the bleeding heart lawyers face as I read this story.

""Did she touch your thigh?" asked Hamdan's attorney Charles Swift.
"Yes. . . . I said to her, 'What do you want?' " Hamdan said at a pretrial hearing. "She said, 'I want you to answer all of my questions.' " "

Again not seeing torture or anything wrong. Other than using their fears against them. And by the way much nicer than I would be. And this is little compared to what they would be doing to our people over there. Anyone remember the whole "cutting peoples heads off" thing... and for real and not just a figure of speech. But it gets better.

""Did you answer all of her questions after that?" Swift asked. Hamdan said he did. "

So this is the torture we are using. I know people that would pay for that kind of torture. In fact I know of people that try to get chicks drunk at the bar for that kind of torture.

Oh but wait, never underestimate the stupidity of those that paid way too much for college. Here is the objective that they are trying to push

"Hamdan's attorneys are seeking to persuade a judge to throw out incriminating statements he allegedly made to interrogators at the U.S. military prison here, arguing that they were obtained through coercive tactics. "

Uh....... just out of curiosity; isn't just asking questions (technically) a "coercive tactic"? I mean come on people. I don't see how this is torture. I mean I know they have a high standard of morality in Islam. (Well except for murdering anyone that isn't a muslim, and lying to anyone that isn't muslim, or terrorism, or honor killings, or clitorectomy's, or the womanizing, or the control and beating their women, and the selling of opium, or the blowing up innocent women and children, or driving a bulldozer down a busy road, or cutting peoples heads off.) But other than those "minute" problems, they are hugely moral.

If he was naked or just in underwear and he got a military woman (or a non military woman) to touch his thigh or what ever else, well I guess we could call him - Bill Clinton.

" Hamdan's testimony in a former aircraft operations center-turned-courtroom came on the same day that lawyers representing another Guantanamo Bay detainee released more than seven hours of videotape of his questioning. The tapes, the first to publicly show an interrogation session at the U.S. military prison, depicted Canadian Omar Khadr, picked up as a teenager and accused of killing a U.S. soldier in a 2002 firefight in Afghanistan, being questioned by Canadian officials in 2003.

The interrogators are shown offering Khadr cans of soda and McDonald's hamburgers while trying to win his trust. Khadr complains to them about his treatment during captivity. "

EEEEEEEEeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeee...... now that is torture right there.

" Navy Cmdr. J.D. Gordon, a Pentagon spokesman, said Tuesday that U.S. interrogators treat detainees at Guantanamo Bay and elsewhere humanely. "

So asking questions and getting touched on the thigh by a woman in the military and being offered McDonalds, is torture. Wow, if I wasn't a married man I would be looking into getting tortured myself. Even if I have to get to Cuba and GitMo to get tortured ...

" In his testimony, Hamdan said he was repeatedly held in solitary confinement and sometimes deprived of sleep by guards who banged on his cell door every few minutes. He acknowledged, however, that he also took naps of up to three hours on some afternoons. "

Wow, so living the life of a teenager is torture. I loved working at a coffee shop staying up late, chicks, and naps in the afternoon. ... So again where is the torture? Up late and not sleeping at night... but nap taking of up to 3 hours in the afternoon. Wait maybe it was torture, after all my baby son can not sleep with out his binkie either.

" Defense attorneys acknowledge that Hamdan worked as a driver at bin Laden's farm in Kandahar, Afghanistan, but say that the Yemeni father of two, now in his late 30s, had no involvement in terrorism. "

Apparently he should hear the speech my grandpa used to give about "guilt by association" or the fine speech on "choices". See if he had made better choices... he would not be touched by a girl. Wait a minute... crap. The world is upside down. Hang on a second... they don't like girls touching them... but there are no gays (especially in Iran). HHHhhhmmm... someone is LYING !!

" Hamdan seemed a bit dazed when he arrived in court amid heavy security. Wearing a beige sport coat, white pants, sandals and a white headdress, he walked slowly to the stand, escorted by military guards, and refused to raise his hand when he was sworn in. "

Maybe the girl that touched him was there in the court and he needed his hands elsewhere. And therefore would have been "sexually humiliated" if he had raised his hand. Because that is torture ... Right?

" In the interrogation tapes released Tuesday, Khadr, then 16, is seen smiling and cooperating with questioners but is also shown burying his head in his hands and sobbing. In one video clip, he sits in a chair, grabs his hair and rocks back and forth, repeatedly saying what sounds like "help me" on the grainy video with crackling audio. "

Maybe they were trying to employ the old Chinese smiling torture to tickle him to death... or maybe not...

" Khadr, who is also scheduled to face a military trial, told his interrogators that he was abused at Guantanamo Bay. At one point on the video, he lifts his T-shirt to explain how some of his wounds still hurt and decries his medical care. "

Now here is where I have a problem. What the lawyer conveniently leaves out is that the wounds you see are from throwing a grenade and killing a US soldier in Afghanistan. And you can hear the Canadian rep say that they look healed, even though he is "not a doctor".

" "The actual abuse and torture isn't on the video," said Nathan Whitling, a Canadian lawyer who represents Khadr. Whiting said that he thinks U.S. interrogators videotaped harsher methods but that the videos have been destroyed. "

Sounds like a conspiracy theory to me... maybe Bigfoot took the tapes, and used them as TP.

" Retired Sgt. 1st Class Layne Morris, 46, a Special Forces soldier who was injured in the firefight at the Afghanistan compound where Khadr was captured, said Tuesday that the release of the interrogation video is a "pathetic attempt at manipulating public opinion."
"That's not just a 16-year-old boy snapped up off the streets," said Morris, who lost sight in his right eye when he was hit by shrapnel. "This is a demonstrated, hardened killer who is not happy with his new perspective on life, which is that he's going to be spending a long, long time in U.S. custody." "

Maybe we should just end his misery. Since it is wrong to torture people. And I am not talking about letting him go. But if what has transpired here really "torture" I bet you could find some volunteer teenage boys to get "tortured".

People wake up.

Some ideas..........

Start making all airline seats out of pigskin, that will keep them off the airliners. Not to mention if more people started keeping pigs as pets, they wouldn't have to worry about suicide bombers. Because they think pigs are vile and would certainly go to hell if they died next to one... Or you could just be a "inappropriate" female.

I don't know much but the world is upside down.